I don't know about you, but when I'm looking for a voice of reason & sanity, I immediately turn to over-grown frat boy NFL tight ends. If eating Tide pods is a no-no for Gronk, it most certainly should be a no-no for us as well. Thank you Gronk for your vision in an otherwise foggy world, love, - @DeuceOnTheAir

PS. How ridiculous is it that we need to remind people that eating laundry detergent is a bad idea? Or is it more ridiculous that I'm surprised? Gain has a much better flavor anyway.